The Ryan Heise Collection

The boilerplate of these stupid Adobe emails I get because I actually have a legitimate copy of their godforsaken Creative Suite is huge. (533 words!) Anyways, I finally got sick of them and took a minute to find the unsubscribe information in this 6-point-font level of hell.

Alternatively, you may mail your unsubscribe request to: 

UNSUBSCRIBE 
Adobe Systems Incorporated 
Attn: Change of Address/Privacy 
343 Preston Street 
Ottawa, ON K1S 1N4 
Canada 

That’s right. You can unsubscribe from an email mailing list via physical mail. Is this some legal anachronism or is it another instance of “Adobe: our heads are in our asses!”?